Om ni nån gång funderat hur olika samfund & liknande ser på just meningen Shit Happens så kommer här en rätt kul lista!

Taoism:

Shit happens.

Confucianism:

Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism:

If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism:

Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2:

What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism:

This shit has happened before.
Islam:

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Islam #2:

If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

Islam #3:

If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism:

If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism:

Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian:

This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian:

It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist:

It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist:

Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian:

Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran:

If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism:

If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2:

If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3:

Shit must be born again.
Judaism:

Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism:

Shit happens because you don't work.

Seventh Day Adventism:

No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Creationism:

God made all shit.

Secular Humanism:

Shit evolves.
Christian Science:

When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

Christian Science #2:

Shit happening is all in your mind.

Unitarianism:

Come let us reason together about this shit. 
Utopianism:

This shit does not stink.
Darwinism:

This shit was once food.
Capitalism:

That's MY shit.
Communism:

It's everybody's shit.

Feminism:

Men are shit.

Chauvinism:

We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism:

Let's package this shit.
Impressionism:

From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism:

Let's bronze this shit.

Existentialism:

Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

Existentialism #2:

What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism:

This shit is good for me.
Hedonism:

There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormonism:

God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2:

This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan:

And it harm none, let shit happen.

Scientology:

If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157

Jehovah's Witnesses:

>Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2:

May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Moonies:

Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna:

Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism:

Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism:

Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius:

BoB shits.
Practical:

Deal with shit one day at a time
Agnostic:

Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Agnostic #2:

Did someone shit?

Agnostic #3:

What is this shit?

Satanism:

SNEPPAH TIHS.

Atheism:

What shit?

Atheism #2:

I can't believe this shit!

Nihilism:

No shit.
Alcoholics Anonymous:

Shit happens-one day at a time!